I went to middle school with a Misty Spring so obviously they need to cagematch.

Either they're playing with 15 minute halves or this game is flat-out wretched.

The real bummer is that they didn't play the last (and best) minute of "Mr. Blue Sky", which still might be the moment of the ELO catalog that isn't the chorus of "Don't Bring Me Down".

Cutting out the guitar outro to "Why You Wanna Treat Me So Bad?" is a crime against everything.

There's no option to vote for the meteor.

My guess is he already has one.

The laughing in the Vine was so slow and bass-y, I had to watch the full interview to make sure I wasn't on quaaludes.

As the ACLU of Alabama's Executive Director Susan Watson points out, Alabama doesn't have a statewide public defender program, meaning fetuses can get a lawyer appointed with state money, but real live, already-born indigent human beings cannot.

Being an ass to waitstaff is a cultural norm?

You shithead, +1

Yes, let's go further with this. If you give the ball back to ARZ on their 1 and get the safety (more likely than getting the ball back, driving the field and getting that touchdown in less than 6 minutes), you're also getting a shorter field than if you kickoff and hope for a 3-and-out and a punt. Safety kicks are…

But it's EXTREMELY Texan.

But EXTREMELY Texan.

I believe they can transfer immediately without penalty to any school, yes?

Interesting that Rainey's 1-yard run in the 4th made the list. I'm assuming that penalties play no part in the compilation of this list? Otherwise, TB getting dinged for 12 men on the pass play that could have put them in FG range with 20 seconds to go would be necessary, no?

"They're"

Drew, the Giants ran that bootleg to a tight end on Sunday, Adrien Robinson caught it. I remember thinking to myself after a fade play on the previous 2nd and goal play, "Run, the boot, Eli." Touchdown.

Guys, guys, calm down. It's okay. You BOTH get to not play in Europe next year.

Kimo von Oelhoffen is switching his Twitter to private just in case.

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