I want to know the ad exec working for Pepsi who burst into his office yelling, "WHO HERE CAN KNIT ME A SWEATER VEST SIZE XL IN TWO DAYS?!?"

TYBG

Last I checked, Valencia have a legit title shot and Villarreal could threaten for a place in Europe next year...

"They get to win, too?!?"

510 touchdowns is an impressive number for a dude who looks like he's never scored.

Dude's just trying to be the first to get called for icing in the penalty box.

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You can spot a person from Wisconsin in Chicago very easily. They will be the person in the bar where two of the first five words out of their mouth will be "Spotted Cow". They will be the person either asking if the bar has the brew (whether they've actually had the beer or not), asking WHY the bar doesn't have it,…

Danny Brown's Pitchfork set earlier this July was straight fire. His take on the fantastic Oldtrack "Kush Coma" was a highlight:

Whoa! Hang on. Let's get everything sorted here.

Any idea why Belinelli is holding up a German flag? Did he lose a bet?

The only truly shocking part about this is that the bride and groom weren't juggalos.

Oh, fuck me.

Wait, there's no pumpkin spice flavor?

"Well, team, we've got some work to do, then."

"Nice form."

I would venture to guess that a vast majority of the extra-hot coffee-cravers wear dentures. The anesthetic in the adhesives makes it seem to the wearer that any supposedly-warm/hot beverage is room temperature at best. I also used to work in a place that had super-heavy porcelain mugs that acted as giant heat sinks,…

Seventeen years seems to be the new magic number in the stadium racket. The Panthers sought nearly $200 in public money for a renovation of 17-year-old Bank of America Stadium—and received about half.

I work as a Cicerone and buyer at an area beer bodega, and I highly recommend this brew every dang chance I get. Fantastic choice.

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