BIFF TANNEN LIVES!

Last time a crowd went that crazy in Romania, Ceaușescu had to flee by helicopter.

He shoulda never left Tucson.

Foggy, even.

I'm pretty sure there are illegal nightclubs run by Baltic ladies in Miami with larger attendances than Sun Life.

So now we're gonna hear about a campaign to get Jim Kaat in, right?

@skahammer: No one left until the ball left the dude's hand, and the shooter might have stepped over, but only after the ball hit rim. So, everyone's cool.

That new Go! Team album is pretty wonderful. Nice choice.

@snoopoz: +1 Hallelujah Chorus

Well, if Catholics know how to do anything, it's a good cover-up of a sexual assault scandal.

@NoirJuggling: +1 Bork

@A Duck With a Lisp: Nice to see you took an intro-level stats course, Coach Kelly.

@WinAndYourIn: We all know the answer to that.

When Chris Webber got caught with the empty bottles, his coach put him in timeout.

"Let me go get my mu'umu'u."

I was told I was going to see Blue Hoes here, but apparently I was confused.

@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Amazing.

Cheerleaders are neither here nor there, if any regime tells me I can't listen to Big Star, I'm bombing the shit out of them myself.

@MaxErnstMankini: and Chris Evert.

So, did they make the field goal or what?