Laraque also wanted to be the sunlight in my universe, but I passed on that.

@Gekko1: Or simply get rid of helmets and pads altogether. Works for rugby just fine. American football was a rather gentlemanly game before the Flying-V started us down this path.

@Jefferson Short Bus: Quality nice.

I think you mean "shattered".

Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.

New Zealand's football team wholly approves of the theme of this party

Even worse, Oscar Madison didn't even see the triple play happening because he was too busy yapping on the phone.

Ken Griffey Jr. is in no way impressed with this story.

@Dandy Koufax: If you don't know, you better ask Brittanie Cecil.

Siddiqui is also known as the Wicket Witch Of The East.

Joe Biden is in full agreement.

@Hit Bull Win Steak: cue?

@rulesboy: Nice.

@Gilbert Publicly Funded Arenas: A+.

And here I was, looking at that picture, expecting the #lonelymasturbatingmenwithmoust... tag. I guess Thursday's a slow news day.

I am shocked that Gawker's not utilizing Lionel Hutz' services on this one.

@Dandy Koufax: That's a good thing, though, right?

What's a pederast, Walter?

@William Sapphire and Tonic: nice.

@Blast it, Biggs: Before I had a chance. Damn. Well played.