@boomer4d: Tasteless, disgusting, and offensive.

And who am I? I'm a Northwestern basketball fan, which is like being a Cubs fan, only lonelier.

@MattinglysSideburns: +1 laugh-in.

I, for one, cannot believe there's that much foliage anywhere near Philly.

@SponsoredbyV8: Fantastic. Truly fantastic. #washingtonredskins

@Steve U: Gives new meaning to the term "cream ale". #highschoolbasketball

@MisterSexyPants: Aw, him to 'fwaid to get out. Him just a wittle guy.

@JoeyPorterAle: From what I hear, he couldn't hit water if he fell out a fuckin' boat.

I call bullshit. No way that many white people are in Baltimore at any one time.

I mean, this HAS to be a step up from her former job as New Orleans' foremost meter maid.

@Fatty_B: I like your logic, good sir. But why does the blonde have a tracking device on her wrist?

What did Because ever do to the Gatorade machine?

The Buckeyes basically gave up once Tommy's mother confided to the team that she left the the orange slices and Capri Sun back in Columbus.

@CitizenStrange: +1 bottle of spilled wine.

@LucidRalphWiley: Oh that was pun-tastic.

@HIV 2 Elway: Columbus? Not with the way the Jackets keep selling tickets in their fancy-schmancy new arena.

@Pornstars-for-Wilbon: WFVU?

@Its The Beer Talking: That's where the situation gets a little hairy.

@BigTenObsession: you should see his puppies.

Does this mean we'll be seeing actual hockey posts from Moe's brother, Keith?