If I lived in a dump, I wouldn't be too happy about it either, honestly.

@Brazil Thrill: Steve Albini approves.

@TracyHamandEggs: My $.02: First DWI = lose license permanently. Subsequent DWIs = # of incidents X 10 years in the clink.

@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Yeah, I could never get behind those longhorn handlebars, either.

@Hatey McLife: Precisely.

@The Devil and Daniel Murphy: Neither is Don Cherry.

@LemursGT: You mean field hockey?

Rinku and Dinesh know all about this. The rest of the Pirates' organization? Not so much.

@Mo Knows Ladies: The rose goes in the front, big guy.

@Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner: How about playing left out?

Wait a minute; don't they do that to each other every minute they're in session?

paging commenter "send it in, jerome"...

@Jay Cutler's Insulin: nice.

So this means he's signing with the Yankees after the All-Star break, right?

@chilltown: This is the most comment I've seen here in awhile.

Just noticed the "Man, DC Talk Sucked" tag. Couldn't that apply to, you know, everything?

@J-No: Oh, that was wonderful, +1.

@Steve U: so does kim jong-il.

NO SHOES IN THE BALL PIT

What I want to know is what kind of music Fergie has on his iPod. My guess is only the finest dirty chants and Lawrence Welk selections.