He actually took the same tack with his partner on Dancing With The Stars, and we all know how that worked out.

Wait, dude got Jose Rijo fired? I think the Nats could raise good money charging Reds' fans $100 a pop to whack at an effigy of this parasite.

I want a Mamula/Ankiel cagematch.

@hector villanueva's posse: Convincing a significant number people to play softball with you in London is more than the USOC could pull off. Well done.

Lance should know better than to abuse Corky like that.

well, that had to do SOMEthing with those plaid curtains.

But it still means that Owens can cameo in porn, right?

@Its The Beer Talking: Ed Hightower wonders why only one technical was called.

Statler and Waldorf are really in need of hobbies ever since the Muppet Show stopped.

@Father of 2 Future First Rounders: Now the Bears just need to draft Tyrell Sutton. Northwestern Football, it's fan-tastic!

@Sports-Pun: That gave me a hearty guffaw. Nice.

@J-No: But George Clooney would have been so sad!

@ClintonPortishead: From the looks of it, he sure did.

The robot's hat size is just below Kevin Mensch's.

Why is Kobe so scared of Sacramento's newspaper?

Chances those Raiders onesies are currently at an Oakland goodwill: 4-3.

@cazart: nice.

@Cialis Cooper: You don't want to know what his girlfriend looks like Saturday morning.

Andy Kaufman's dreams have come to fruition.

Man, when Joe Horn did what McNabb's doing, everyone gave him shit. Are wide receivers allowed to do anything these days?