@Johnny LaRue: A tall glass of joe walsh's bongwater.

If you wear hot pants at the North Pole, are they still hot?

I'd gladly take work over being stuck at Columbus' airport right now.

Eisen looks like Aykroyd in Coneheads. I want to see him eat a footlong sub in two bites.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

Why is he wearing dance gear under his uniform?

@GloadToPerdition: I would expect Rodman, Wennington, or Luc Longley, but anything works, really.

@Pete Gaines: That is too hypnotic for its own good.

@Pete Gaines: +1 to you, good sir. that is incredible.

@UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen: George Harrison does not approve of these shenanigans.

Even if he runs on water, Phelps won't be able to escape catching the herp from his ladyfriend.

See, at NU games, the student section jingles their keys on the kickoff, then WE PUT THEM AWAY. Floridians apparently haven't mastered the second crucial step.

It also takes courage to show off male pattern baldness at age 21, in Winston-Salem or anywhere else.

@OchentaYcinco: or Steve Tasker.

@OchentaYcinco: or James Lofton.

I don't understand why you'd get a stripper for a beard.

Brits playing music in Texas? I say they survive 3 songs.

@Steve_U: Tagline: "They got what you neeeeeeed."

@Philistine: Amen to that. I would argue that any team that runs the table deserves a spot in the playoff, regardless of conference, just to make sure we're actually crowning a champion, here.

How'd I know that would be SBB?