Plastics.

@Kid Canada: I kind of wish I was the same way.

@Stev D: We just can't win with you, can we?

@Doyle McPoyle: Isn't that taking the Lord's name in vain?

@Gnarls Woodson: Alec Baldwin agrees.

@The Legend of Vincent Tremblay: Dammit, you beat me to the calculus joke.

This is the first time he's made anything go over 70 mph in about 3 years.

@gbaked: Chicago and LA agree.

Honestly, Steve Phillips interviewing Steve Phillips would want to slap Steve Phillips.

@UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen: I have no idea, but the O/U can only be transcribed in scientific notation.

@BloggyMcBlogBlog: That would have been helpful, yes. Eesh.

@ASox: But He loves the A-11. Judas had to sit on the sidelines.

@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: That made me chuckle heartily, +1.

Obviously you don't need the Tebow to beat Maryland.

@FuzzysFriedChicken: Put a steel plate in his shoe and he'll be good to go by December.

@Clare: Count me as one. One of the better live shows I've ever seen.

@mikedrawcar: Bengals. What's another 20 years of futility?

This is awful news. Best wishes for recovery.

@WanderingBear: What about when the Bucs was the Super Bowl?

Do it for Scoop, BJ...