@ASox: The name is violet beauregard, bitch!

He since found a lovely place in Amityville.

it's promoting breast cancer awareness!

@StevieY19: Would you say he dropped the ball on it?

go cats!

So "Da Butt" won't be playing between beach volleyball matches, then?

I thought that pic was another promo shot for frank tv.

Georgia beating Scotland is even more shocking and depressing from this angle.

So-ing goodbye is the most farewell ever.

What you missed while falling off your bike on your way to work.

redfaces, red sox, and religious fanatics?

@Scout: MORE MEAT.

Kenny Rogers Jackass was the only funny thing ever on MadTV.

@Detective Bunk: that's a hell of a codpiece.

Apparently Mr. Homewrecker isn't too enthused about his offense.

Hoagies and grinders, hoagies and grinders...

@UkraineNotWeak: Ukraine sure were weak today.

Alas, poor Gipper, I knew him well...

Roger Goodell cares not for Gotham drama.

Rich Gannon needs to feed the monkey, too.