These Ron Mexico photoshops really are worth a DSHOF automatic induction. Just saying.

@Dieter: Gilbert and Sullivan before 11AM. Nice work.

Well for one, Prince never had to eat metric tons of sushi in order to revitalize his career.

The Parker Brothers will need Tommy John surgery after tonight, mark it down.

on the first day of christmas, my true love gave to me...

@Shtickless: Medea approves.

@StupidAngelos: Is it the new hemlock frapp I've been hearing about?

Did Coors get their own John Mellencamp impersonator? If so, why?

STP, nice.

@SantaBarbaraWahoo: But if it means we get to look at Leslie Feist on a regular basis, I'm willing to accept that.

Fuck it, let's go deep.

@Becky_MI: Yeah that was definitely one of those exchanges that i definitely thought I had hallucinated. I guess I didn't.

Considering the offensive prowess on both sides, I would totally take the under (47) on the OSU/NU game.

This tag, when used correctly, could lead us to some great and wonderful things.

The Denver Nuggets don't see what's wrong.

Mourinho is the Steve Spurrier to Scolari's Woody Hayes.

He threw his cup of beer at the cop. Never a good idea.

PM Dawn thanks you, Will.

@econdave: *applause*

It was right up there with Marlins World Series games ...