Those Appalachian State fans aren't mooning her, they're merely trying to help her out.

@being sven: "hold the line" by toto, i think.

@Yostal: THANK YOU GOD the blue jackets finally got rid of that damn bug.

So wait, Brady still has to pay child support then? Okay, justice served.

Sorry I can't win games all by myself.

@Matt_T: He was kicked out because ESPN Mobile didn't offer it.

@MerryLander: You using the whole fist, there, doc?

@Lady Andrea: That would hurt.

Is there a goatse joke to be made? No? Okay.

Thanks for getting The Beach Boys stuck in my head for the rest of the week, Will.

@Suss—: Well played.

@HIV 2 Elway: Yikes, that sucks man.

What you missed while seeing Wilco mine their back catalog in Millennium Park with a token cute indie girl.

Andrew Jackson doesn't notice anything.

Luckily all the Samoans are still invited to the Humpty Hump.

@Upstate Underdog: Leinart and Brady were friendly with Bush, and look where it got them.

@ArkansasFred: Hey I was mugged back in April, and I'm still cornflower blue.

excellent. thank goodness.

@Signal to Noise: This Columbus native is intrigued by your ideas and wishes to subscribe to your newsletter.

i thought you meant Shit SandWich, then i realized you did.