@DeMeco Shall Inherit The Earth: i'm still trying to figure out if the proper term is "hook and ladder" or "hook and lateral".

@Weed Against Speed: +1, the two-headed monster was my favorite on sesame street.

@Lady Andrea: Wow.

I doubt that Troy Smith would do well at middle linebacker.

@MrRedDevil: I can see they loosened up the dress code here at DU!AN.

Okay, I think six tries at the end zone is enough, give the ball back to my Bengals and we'll all go home happy.

CIncinnati needs to acquire Will Allen. He knows what to do.

I don't need your fuckin' sympathy, man, I need my fucking johnson!

I just noticed that Appalachian State is #33 in the latest AP poll, ahead of Florida State and Iowa. That is fucking awesone.

rudi johnson's doing his best roy riegels right now.

@preciousroy: amen. good evening all!

white people still drive like this.

@Tuffy: I call bullshit. Hipsters don't have resources. Monetary ones anyway.

I also pick New Zealand over South Africa in that other thing.

No mac support makes this dead to me.

Bengals over Bears

@chilltown: iracane could probably tell you.

Florida sucks. Horrible belt. Maybe.

And yet that Duck still can't get any Beaver.

@BigTenObsession: Tonga.