@thesepretzels: stout floats are the greatest thing ever. i've been known to blend vanilla ice cream with goose island bourbon county stout. it's the most gourmet foodstuff i've ever made, and probably worth about two meals.

@metschick: i believe in doubleday, the not-really-the-father-but-the-mythology-is-cool-anyway "father", the almighty, maker of bat and ball.

@StevieY19: what about /shrinkingtesticlesjack, or, /isitpossibletogetpaidinclearja...?

@Tuffy: Fine, I'll pay him. And don't call me Shirley.

are glass eyes currency?

no.

Tonga is not impressed.

2nd greatest white player, you say?

good morning, how are you? i'm mr. met.

@ChuckTaylors: The former GTA3 addict sees nothing wrong with this.

In re: Cat Osterman — very girl-next-door look; yes.

@Camp Tiger Claw: i always thought Gary "US" Bonds sucked.

is quaid calling materazzi a diver?

Hand-Stitched Stationery?

also, it's a good thing the docs aren't offering all-you-can-rub ben gay. that stuff smells like the dickens.

i'll get the requisite "dude, yes" out of the way here.

this is an ex-parrot!

Tommy Smyth's lucky charms.

@Lady Andrea: do good versions of that song exist? that track alone is nightmare fuel.

andrew cassel was not invited.