can i send in a picture of my spaghetti legs?

@Sarge: Bill O'Reilly v. SAS, a cagematch made in heaven. Well, if they kill each other off.

Obviously the G doesn't stand for # # # #.

@Weed Against Speed: was she with mr. creosote?

@DannyNoonan: shelley smith, denny's.

@jwaves: whoopi goldberg wasn't available?

@Burnsy: Morganna doesn't want anyone stealing her schtick, Dominican or otherwise.

@Sarge: get ready to live.

good thing that isn't thome hitting, otherwise the dude in the blue would be toast.

the bright orange stirrups do not amuse dick cheney.

If WWE owned AFL, Iron Sheik would be calling him a no good piece of shit motherfucker right now.

so bay day would be across the water from dre day then, right?

Ray Guy will still drop bombs on you.

carl everett would love to have a dialogue with him on evolution.

also, this reminds me of that scene in "Hook" where all the pirates are playing ball and the dude stealing second gets shot by the catcher.

@BigTDog: shut the $*^@ up!

but how can we sleep if the gloves are burning?

@J-No: Only if the Reds do it.

@Nationalcoholic: i'm suddenly picturing noah with a jheri-curl. it does not make my soul glo. no more bike rides past the united center for this chicagoan.

@Charles: please tell me that "Rumsfeldian" will never be used as adjective ever again to describe anything nicer than genocide.