@Sh!tShow: maybe Walker has a future with the Bengals...

@George of the Jungle: so does Clarence Thomas.

that pinch is the most excitement anyone has ever felt from Cold Pizza.

My cube's in a basement, so y'all can buzz off.

it's a good thing mexico didn't bust out that brilliance against the states. seriously, those goals were incredible.

@BigTenObsession: could i get in on that noise if i promise not to talk about it?

@LingeringBursitis: i never said it was a bad thing. it's one of the cooler feats of my college years.

i once broke into my own apartment while coming down off shrooms.

The gator wanted a burger, what's the big deal?

@Senators Lost Cojones: What did the leper say to the whore?

And Aloha means Goodbye

Not even a Justine Henin photo? Will must HATE tennis.

@Weed Against Speed: What does Paul McCartney's old band have to do with this?

And Wile E. Coyote is not impressed.

@UkraineNotWeak: +1

something tells me arsene's arsenal wenger will still have the requisite firepower to get his team to the dizzying heights of third or fourth in the prem, unless reading go on a huge tear.

@BigTenObsession: my money's on something within the calendar year.

As for the rapping, call me when they start making it rain.

@Chief Wahoo: barry sanders and eddie sutton would like a word.

i might pay 5 lira to hear kobe swear at a gelato salesman on the mean streets of milan.