@Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!: it's like tony clifton being played by bob zmuda, except not as bad.

@biggie smalls: is this what you wanted? chris cornell?

Sorry we stole the tickets from the little kids.

Sorry for the cut-off, just don't be so feisty next time.

Piniella was just being feisty, too.

@Stev D: What you missed while telling everyone you meet your name is Billy Shears...

i'm glad work has the youtube blocked in this instance.

@Burnsy: you mean "shrinking-ball trick"?

How many beers would that be, in metric?

@Spectacular Sam: you mean donkey punching?

What you missed while a drunken catfight nearly broke out in front of you in the left-field bleachers of Wrigley.

what ever you do, don't get ram's milk cheese. that's a disaster waiting to happen.

this has me feeling a wee bit peckish.

@PenskeMaterial: chuck knoblauch?

@Fios: then he can go deep while he's going deep.

Chevelle Hallback's porn alias?

Clearly, someone needs to look up the skirt to see of Victorino is the REAL balls of Philly.

More convincing lesbian— Joey Lauren Adams in Chasing Amy or Meatloaf in real life?

@Burnsy: Or Art Schlichter?

a victim of a Drogba shooting.