But isn't Clemens coming back for the glory of the Yankees, and the chance to win another title?

Sweetie:

Dear Suns Fans:

@MitchKayak: no, he would have had his pants pulled down and get spanked with moon rocks.

@The Fans Attic: not behind that one-piece, it wasn't.

This is the only thing that could ever make me wish Piniella was still with the Rays.

@Weed Against Speed: Or Kyle Hawkins'.

@Christ Sabo: Sophia Loren has an offer you can't refuse.

@Ron: After watching this game, I cheered myself up by looking at suicide girls.

@TheGoldfishCowboy: i see what you did there.

Sometimes in Vegas, you have to make your own rain.

The Bulls, down 3-0 to the Pistons, can't even get all their players to show up on time. Wow.

Sens in 6.

how many beers would that be in metric?

@Denis Lemieux: Who wants to sex Oden?

Greg stole Methuselah's beard.

sorry for foisting the worst album cover ever on an unsuspecting public.

Sorry I don't know squat about relief pitchers.

@Matt_T: the michael vick dogfighting league > left turns

odds that a drunk mcnair will proceed to have a 158.3-rating game this year: 4-1