@Ron: what mayor daley is currently thinking:

the san diego chargers think that looks a little weird.

@businessorleisure:

@DougOLis: i was walking to the train station after rehearsal, and a group of about 5 high school kids surrounded me, hit me about 5-6 times with what i assume were just large sticks. i was running around, just trying to avoid any contact at all, screaming my head off. the kids all scattered after they'd hit me on the…

so i come home late night from the hospital after getting mugged, and i'm presented with lebron james singing the bee gees? AND the reds lost?

yes, dude, no.

@HappyFeltonsGloryHole: Barrabas ran a 4.3 in the 40, dude.

@12-inch Idongivafuck Sandwich: In my high school, the soccer cheerleaders ranked somewhere between the color guard and the softball team. Yeah, soccer cheerleaders.

keep your mouth off the song girls, please.

james van der beek and luke wilson have really let themselves go.

ohio craziness extends beyond browns fans and bengals players. true story:

@Matt_T: Antonio Atkins has a hell of an upside.

Reese Witherspoon has really let herself go.

this thread is the gift that keeps on giving

Paul Robinson is not impressed with Diego.

@Baba Oje: get the cottagers out of 15th place?

@chilltown: maybe for two months, then he'll whine his way to the bench again.

zizou wants a headbutt.

don't hassel the hoff.

At this point, it's obvious that Arenas is for universal health care.