Obama/Guillen would be awesome.

@Yinka Double Dare: that's a double dare if i've ever heard one.

Whitlock still thinks Jeff George was better.

Since it needs to be done: Dude, dude, dude, and fat dude.

nice to see he wore his good cap for his day in court.

Mel Kiper, did your hair kill Nibbles?

did colin cowherd send his minions to the deadspin?

for those curious, it is currently 30 degrees in chicago, and snowing very hard, all with a 25-mph-wind. also, it is apparently april 11. who knew?

How do you say, "ouch" in Italian? AS Roma are saying that now.

Roger's just taking some time off to make it rain.

I think Wayne Krivsky and his Cosby sweaters need to get a few more crappy relievers, I'm sure that would help shore up the problems we've got with people with names like "Saarloos" and "Weathers".

Why the Reds don't pinch hit Josh Hamilton is a quandary just below "Why is Isiah Thomas still employed?" on the confuse-o-meter.

Watch out for your cornhole, Tractor.

bird, no.

Will! "WHORES" tag! Where is it?!?

so pissed i got here late...

Would you like a chocolate-covered pretzel?

The Rangers just think the ice girls are spoiled Long Island brats, most likely.

"Hi! I'm Kenny Rogers and this the marathon trick!"

when does Frank whack a drunk white college kid in the nuts, and then give the metal sign to the camera?