@Diddly: You've obviously not met many soccer fans, let alone players.

This is definitely CBS' One Shining Moment.

@crazyjoedavola: Guinness is for amateurs. Guinness Export is a start, but let's go with Rogue Shakespeare Stout if we're going to be hardcore.

the gheorghe link broke the ebays.

logo vendor = way too skinny to be an actual beer man

nice chucks, buddy.

you preddin' it?

@DamnSkippy: nice math work.

Nothing about Trump's hair could ever be victorious.

Rasheed Wallace is not impressed.

1. Brooklyn Pining

how many wickets would randy johnson take against england? i say at least one for every two overs.

1. Sausage Races

But the powers of Malajube and The Arcade Fire would win the division in a walk-over.

1. The Roots

"This might surprise the folks in Columbus, but I'm signing with an agent after the last horn sounds in Atlanta."

no, no, no, and no.

@apostles03: i had no idea screamin' jay was from ohio. that gives me a little pride in my home state. too bad i'm a reds fan. that said, prince is a fine substitute for any blues singer.

1. Chicago Turned 90 Degrees

@Bronson: "i like her idea..."