@GlenAndersonLikesBoys: +1 with or without qualifiers.

Ugueth Urbina for Cutco Knives?

Tracksuit, corpulence, bubble perm...

@Kid Canada: You mean "lifeboat"?

@Fios: pop goes the weasel.

@44 in a Row: in a pile of leaves?

The Westwood One radio in-studio commentator just said Ohio State was going to the Final Four for the first time since '68. Obviously no one listening to the radio was awake during 1999.

you have to wonder if this is what jerry buss wanted all along.

No, no.

Also, isn't it a bit presumptive to say that Phoenix has won the West when the playoffs haven't started yet? I'm sure Mark Cuban will be on Will's case in 5... 4...

@Suss—: Moreso than Ohio State, anyway.

@Ted Striker: amen

and he went "oui oui oui" all the way home.

Just so we're all straight about this, they're offering FRIED white castles at the ballpark. That's taking the Slyder and deep-frying the whole sucker. According to the ebays, a regular white castle has 135 calories. it's also like 50 cents, so there you go.

the radio broadcast says that a xavier player went to "winston-salem r.j. reynolds high school". only in the south could a cigarette company get a high school named after them.

no mistake that a couple years after pete got the business, the reds took oakland to the woodshed.

sorry pacman, you were over the line.

COME ON YOU PILGRIMS!

no, no, most certainly

@Hank Africa: Hey, if Barbara Jordan can get elected, anything can happen.