Messages to Sir Alex Ferguson-

also, +1 each to lizalicious and flubby

Coitus?

If Barbaro wins, but doesn't grow three extra legs and female genitalia, do the UPenn vets get to eat him?

No Name, you took the words out of my mouth.

Critic,

Man, Dukeys just can't get behind people of different colors, can they?

Aaron Neville laughs at your molar throwdown.

I think they threatened Vince Young with the Alamo Bowl there in Nashville.

Str8 Cash took the words right out of my mouth. Speaking Sun Ra, what if Barbaro ends up being asexual, as well? Would someone have to jack him for artificial insemination? It's important to have a job that has meaning...

Yahtzee!

Joe Andruzzi played for the claymores, which means some bonnie lass must have wandered down to palermo at some point, right? right?

if ozzie wins this year, he might retire from next year's tournament.

SI needs to save the drama for your llama.

May I be obnoxious this morning and ask for a "Go 'Cats!"? For the first time since, um, ever, NU finally holds its own in the Challenge. Lamar Thomas knows you don't come to our house talkin' trash. NIT here we come!

Prytty swn wy'rw all gwng to be typyng yn Wylsh.

even though i grew up a buckeyes fan, that picture makes me want to root for the trojans in this one. as it stands though, it's youngstown state that i'm pulling for at this moment. go penguins!

I wonder if Broncos fans called Plummer the same thing when he shot the bird awhile back.

Northwestern should be brought up continuously after the game in Evanston. It felt good to watch that one go down from an alum's POV. I think C.J. Bacher is finally starting to get his bearings. Things are looking up in Wildcat Country. Sorry, Will.

"Philadelphia Freedom" was the song Elton John wrote about Billie Jean King's World Tennis Team, right? Is this the second Elton John reference in Deadspin history? I seem to remember a "Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word" post awhile back.