Don-

After this game, will we be able to crown someone's ass?

Sorry we couldn't get the blogs up, we were too busy staring at Erin Andrews' caboose.

+1 to Suss for the Construx reference. that was the jam back in '88. I should try recreating Ryan Field out of that noise.

some things:

Dude, sex boats are so 2005. Unless we're voting for a de-pantsing Fred Smoot, I doubt he will make the top 16.

Olbermann also has more cred now than just about anyone on ESPN that isn't Peter Gammons. I'm afraid we can't say the same about Craig Kilborn.

Tommy Smyth has to dress up in knickers and suspenders every March 17, run around the Bristol campus, and swear that someone's after his Lucky Charms.

Sorry I'm not a major party candidate.

Sir Alex-

Am I the only one who reads this and thinks, "That's all well and good, but when are refs going to stop Cristiano Ronaldo from being a little bitch?"

i bet he's got backne like nobody's business.

mother

Listen prats, until your team let's John L. Smith's happy gang of buggering Sparties hang 38 on you in 23 minutes, don't be talking about how much your team sucks. At least Michigan had the decency not to get our hopes up.

Sorry about the nukes.

don't kick the baby!

I need a doppelganger for my Scottish Soccer Hooligan Weekly costume. Proof:

This isn't 'Nam, Donnie, this is football. There are rules.

NERRRRRRRDSSS!

congrats TB, i've now lost my appetite and the will to live.