I like how this is filed under Lifehacker and not The Takeout what with it barely qualifying as food. Not that I judge, mind you. I plan on having one for lunch tomorrow but I’m not nudifying my chin for a free one.

Astor Bennet is a boy you say?

Dammit Herman!

Was it owned by Jon Voight?

He looks like John Slattery

And it’s “Pakistani” not “Pakistanti”.

Herschel “reconnects” with a man he’s never met before?

“I fucked your brother, is that what you want to hear? Happy Thanksgiving everybody!” I thought that alone was enough to bump the grade to a B+.

Goofy’s sports and instructional shorts were great (Hockey Homicide is brilliant) as was the series where he played ‘50s suburban everyman George Geef.

This is what we call “overkill”.

Just country shitkicker nouveau riche.

I reckon the helmet stays on even in flagrante delicto. Maybe the non-Mandalorian sex partner closing their eyes or wearing a blindfold is a workaround but I don’t see our Mando trusting that psychotic Twi’lek. I can only imagine what she could do with those headtails though...

Spengler not Spangler.

Anyone else notice the conspicuous prevalence of corn in this movie? Corn with every meal portrayed. Dried corn cob in the Woman’s bag. Corn fields. Cans and cans of corn in the Woman’s shack. Corn.

Some of the higher rated installments (and my personal faves) X2: X-Men United, X-Men: First Class, The Wolverine, X-Men: Days of Future Past (the “Rogue Cut” was the shit) and Logan. I’ve been a big fan of this franchise, sometimes even more than the MCU. Really hoping after the mediocre Age of Apocalypse that Dark…

Yep...goddamned warthog looks like a goddamned warthog alright.

“Romulus”

Jesus...

“Whenever you interview fat people, you feel bad, because you know you’re not going to hire them.”

Fuck.

“...killing at least 1,300 people since 1979...”