Yep, his last name is still Eames and not Davis. Stereogum, Metalsucks, and (obviously) even his own goddamned brother Scott Eames knows this while you keep relying on that initial Consequence of Sound article. Even their subsequent coverage has the correct last name.

Still Jered Eames not Jered Davis.

Eames not Davis. Jered Eames.

People who enjoy listening to certain genre of music enjoy listening to said genre of music. In other news water is wet and shit smells bad.

He “...lacked no remorse for his actions.” you say?

Are you unaware that Superman Returns wasn’t an homage to the Donner films but an explicit sequel?

I’d like to be frozen in carbonite until the next several election cycles are over.

Goldsman’s a hack.

“Hey-Hey Billy, can you deep fry the Buick?”
“Sure, though he’ll probably puick!”

I’ve never even heard of this show or have any idea what it’s about but there is something really irritating about how stagey and awkward that promotional still looks.

That was one hell of a story. It’s begging to be made into a movie.

I’d buy that for $2.23 (adjusted for inflation).

That director is a fucking coward, it’s his job to call a wrap on a day’s shoot. He passed the buck.

They put his ankle monitor on an ant. Either that means they shrunk the ankle monitor or (and I really hope it’s this) that giant “messed up looking dog” ant his daughter kept as a pet is still around.