At least there wasn’t a handcuffed person locked in the police cruiser this time.

It’s not so much about the local law but the strange, esoteric little rules and restrictions these HOA’s impose on home owners (like not being allowed to wash your car in your own driveway or use a charcoal grill in your back yard). Owners generally accept these rules as a price to pay for living in a “nice” and…

“...took him to the hospital, charging me $2,000 for the trip, of course.”
Boy Lawrence that bill must have been a real head-scratcher.

Just as long as he doesn’t follow in the footsteps of crazy Uncle Randy and Auntie Evi.

“Where was Helaena this episode? We got one teeny glimpse at her as she passed Aegon on the stairs...”

Are you forgetting the funeral procession scene where she nearly has a public meltdown?

Well, it was still some rich asshole’s private jet.

Homelander shouldn’t have even needed that drop of sweat, he should have been able to hear Hughie’s heart beating and breathing being just feet away from him.

I’d give this Lincoln a “shot”? Sic semper sedanis!

Then don’t watch it.

Looks like Max Bickford needs more educating.

What’s with the Hatorade? We’re (yes) fastidiously clean when attending nude events/resorts/beaches especially the old undercarriage. We also have to carry a towel to sit on and unless you’re poolside/beachside you wear sandals. These are also no-judgement/body shaming zones.

By “alpha” you of course mean “huge, frail egos”.

Maybe Paste (AV Club’s new owners) won’t be keeping Keates on and she doesn’t give a shit?

Sweet shit I’d have nightmares every night for the rest of my life.

“Cops In California Will Have To Tell Drivers Why They Pulled Them Over...”
Doesn’t mean they will.

Hard times...

Since when do AV Club writers need third-party validation of their self-perceived infallibility?

What about the Ka commercial where it decapitates a cat with the sun roof? Far more evil than the bird.

Matt, get off the goddamn shed.

I was crestfallen to learn Smacky the Frog isn’t real.