Cars, Gary Numan
Dragula, Rob Zombie

How could you leave out Scion?

There are flames on my car.

Or that Chuck Norris steamer Firewalker.

What about the steaming nuggets that were the Allan Quatermain movies from the 80's? Or even worse (shudder) Jake Speed or Firewalker?

Try the cock, you know where it’s been!

Demetrius and Chiron Pie from Titus Andronicus.

“...because the show was conceived to be able to speak to the world.”

Duped again just like the Drone that killed it Master story.

He’s in Elysium now, drowning in wine and cunny.

What about the titular Flying House from The Flying House? Anyone else remember that little nugget of the 80's? A christian themed anime series (broadcast on the Christian Broadcasting Company) where some scientist dude, his robot and some kids use his flying house time machine to visit biblical events where everyone…

Jolly Green Giant’s hooked on that black tar heroin!

How could you leave out the Pork Brains with Milk Gravy?

Mistah body massage machiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine go!

A reality show that’s all about the schadenfreude...hot take.

If memory serves Rusty Venture and the Monarch (aka Malcolm Fitzcarraldo) are half brothers because Jonas Venture Sr. decided to “help” his friend Don Fitzcarraldo (the original Blue Morpho) by fucking his wife because Don was shootin’ blanks.

Actually, Mr. Fusion powered the time circuits but the engine ran on ordinary unleaded gasoline.

Dunno I can’t remember.

“A California DMV spokesman has stated that Bales has had a valid for 17 years.”

Well that’s certainly a relief.

“Today, it might seem strange that Black people would need their own travel guide just to move around within the United States.”

Not really, no.