I have wanted to do that for years, because wagons, but sadly do not have the time, space, or knowledge to do it right.

Why does a brand new house in the UK look like it was built in 1940?

He actually typed “on fleek” and it autocorrected to unique.  

The FIA whenever a team finds a loophole in the rules:

obligatory Dodge never updates their shit joke.

I mean, we’ve only owned it for a year and two months, so...

also made this one 

I have a soft spot for these trucks too. I’d go the other way with my modificaitons. I’d remove the bed cover and put on a useable tonneau, then downsize the wheels and wrap them in all terrains. Roads are too shitty low profile street tires but this thing with normal truck tires would be a hoot. LSD and some sand…

While that can seem better on the surface, it also begs the question of how much more did the guy thrash the truck because he also had a supercharger on it?

Yeah, $30k+ is too much. It is pushing the price of an actual Viper.

So, what do we do now?  Walk back all the safety Nazi comments?  Apparently, Nascar did, uh, pretty dang good here.  Excitement, big crash, dramatic finish, and the guy walks right out of the hospital two days later.

Its the first Tuesday back after a long weekend, and being a pedantic little shit on the internet let's me avoid the drudgery of real work.

Anyone who exercises at all experiences heart rates well over 100bpm. If you’re into endurance activities or training, those rates can go on for a while.

I was standing up hollering, all excited for such a wild finish. And within seconds I just felt so sick to my stomach. I'm hoping we hear something promising soon.

LoL. Folks who like to shit in the woods are welcome in the army. 

Parking illegally on a beautiful cliff to get the perfect shot before the cops or preservationists chase you off then relocating to a WalMart parking lot for a dinner of Saltines and peanut butter doesn’t appeal to you?

Yeah, $30 gets you a bucket and a sealing seat lid and some liners. No shovel necessary.

If I’ve learned anything from racing movies, it’s that the way to go faster is to push the pedal all the way to the floor.

But will they come standard with Instagram worthy eye candy in the passenger seat?

“You mean I have to poop WHERE?”