Yeah this is the guy who has a 3rd gen camaro with a carb’d 350 swapped in. Brags about how many mustangs he beat back in ‘95

“where does plane rank in, worst objects in rear view that actually are closer than they appear?”

I always post this when someone brings up something being metal.

WHAT’S THAT, A RACECAR FOR ANTS? IT SHOULD BE AT LEAST THREE TIMES BIGGER.

Isn’t that what’s become of Jalopnik?

I my area, Wrangler drivers are among the fastest drivers on the road. I’ve never understood why considering the lackluster engine and gigantic mud tires. With this extra power, I doubt these owners will have the same sense of responsibility.

Why would anyone put up with the city if they can actually work remotely.  I think the opposite is likely to occur and more people will leave the cities.

isnt that right before he says hed punch his mother in the mouth if she was there?

“Daddy, the top came off...”

That shit’s got some kick to it, Gutterboy!

Jackie Chan’s Thunderbolt

Does illegal street racing count as racing for this?

Did you just out yourself as NOT to have seen Thunderbolt?

Fun fact: built for SEMA directly translates to “No Dice”

My Uber was $20.

Bradley is expanding his shit talking commenters on his own articles to just Jalopnik in general.

“That’s my wife’s car”

my fist seems to holding together pretty well, whats going on with yours?