It's all fun and games till someone...oh fuck it.

I like your idea but I'm more for a Aliens vs Star Trek movie! or a Sharknado vs Office Space!

I wish they made bacon scented condoms, the smell of sex and bacon.

Someone please turn your nose down on my Montague.

This article is so closed-minded, pretentious, and exclusionary that I don't even know where to start. I highly doubt the bike choices in these photos were given too much thought, just as they shouldn't be. But if they were, I would suggest certainly suggest choosing 'cheap' bikes just as they did. The act of choosing…

no, not rob schneider but rather, Dane Cook

Is this that really shitty comedian guy who was in those really shitty comedies films?

I FOUND THAT SOUND FOR YOU

No. GOOD is dumb

They would sell human brains of zombies had credit cards.

And after that, WalMart. If you can't kill 'em then make a profit off of 'em.

If anyone was suited to deal with the aliens it was our earthmen of the 50s.

Congratulations! You win the award for being a pedant that thinks it is okay to be a pedant, just because you said that you were not going to be a pedant!

The Falcon will be safe, thanks to the power of MERCHANDISING.

that is some nightmare fuel

I dunno about you guys but I would totally get a "Chuck Norris" edition truck. :D

"wrote her dissertation on underwear consumption"

I could have saved her some time here. Underwear is not fit for human consumption. If you have swallowed underwear please consult a physician immediately as it may cause intestinal blockage or other potentially harmful side effects. Excessive or regular consumption of…