chrissy teigen gets a life sentence for trollin, and the mcdonals corporation gets a free pass and free pr. good job, people!

Huh, turns out my first Netflix watch—on streaming, anyway—was James and the Giant Peach, followed that same day by Osmosis Jones, several episodes of Mythbusters, and the entire first season of Billy the Exterminator.

The real trouble is when you hold the door open for someone, and you find yourself unable to figure out when to let the door go as a long stream of people file in right after.

Shaun Micallef is Australian, not British! He is quite well-spoken though, so the confusion is understandable.

Was legit about to post a comment about this, she clearly isn’t from NYC because nobody I grew up with would dare walk out on a gross NYC sidewalk without some kind of cover on your feet

I’m liberal as fuck, but I wish there was more oompf to that performance. Albeit, I think she’s trying to play out the clock and let Trump Cleveland Browns himself into a defeat

I haven’t seen a female knock the hell out of someone like that since... well since last night at the debate I guess

Silly Amazon.

July 12 = 194th day of the year

Silly Amazon.

July 12 = 194th day of the year

The impact that would have on that kid’s life would be crazy.

With a giant hitbox like that, she’d pretty much have to be a tank of some sort. Which could be kind of hilarious, actually.

Now put her in the game.

I love making 90s references around youngins. Nobody likes you when you’re 23.

Yeah, well, in case you hadn’t hears its a bittersweet symphony, this life and when music is your aeroplane, that mother fucker’s always spiked with pain.

We can’t be held responsible. We were merely freshmen.

False. You look for vintage pornog. Then all the other shit.

False. You look for vintage pornog. Then all the other shit.

Same here. Lots of tats in tech. Maybe under reported/represented figures.

Am I the only one who immediately sits up straight and fixes my posture when I see an article like this? Inevitably I forget 5 minutes later and go back to my terrible slouching.

My only suggestion (borrowed from Betty Dodson) is to consider starting over underwear or with a sock on top. The Hitachi is one powerful vibrator!

My only suggestion (borrowed from Betty Dodson) is to consider starting over underwear or with a sock on top. The…

It is a whole new world. Signed, Someone who bought the Magic Wand two years ago as a Christmas present to myself.

It is a whole new world. Signed, Someone who bought the Magic Wand two years ago as a Christmas present to myself.

I used an expired coupon at Los Pollos Hermanos once, and I was blown away by how accomodating they were. They nearly killed me with kindness.