“Unfortunately, you can’t buy the original version of the movie anymore”. Hey Disney, you own Star Wars now, right? Do you like $$$? Someone told me you like $$$, Disney. Guess what, I’m a huge Star Wars fan with $$$ that would like to own the original unaltered movies in HD format, and I have never purchased nor…

Dear J. Crew,

when the bride picks out a dress impossible for me to wear with a backless bra, she gets what she deserves - said the size 36H

My mom had one of those in the 90s. She was a doctor and in my kid mind I thought it was a pen that only doctors had. To me it was a technological marvel.

My mom had one of those in the 90s. She was a doctor and in my kid mind I thought it was a pen that only doctors…

Grade school me used to use a different color for each class. I thought it was the best. thing. ever. :-)

Grade school me used to use a different color for each class. I thought it was the best. thing. ever. :-)

I had one of those! But I used to only use the green ink for some reason.

I had one of those! But I used to only use the green ink for some reason.

I’ll see your penis mightier, and raise you the rapists, for $1000.

I’ll see your penis mightier, and raise you the rapists, for $1000.

Stole it right from under me, you glorious bastard. +1

Stole it right from under me, you glorious bastard. +1

much wow

much wow

OneNote is available for Android. Get a Galaxy Note or similarly stylused tablet and you can even write in it.

Still if you say ‘You will hear from us in a week.’ You should get a call regardless 1 week later. If they are still waiting on a reply from someone they could easily just gave me a call and said ‘Hey, we told you we’d have a final decision right now, but we are still in deliberation over who to hire. We will give you…

I hate this. I had an interview that went extremely well, then had a second interview. At that point the department head walked me to the entrance of the building (large hospital, easy to get lost) and told me that I was the front runner so far but there was one other contender but told me I would hear a final…

A note to hiring managers. We know that you receive scores of resumes and not everyone will get an interview. However, those who actually get the opportunity to sit down with someone should receive some form of communication after, even if we don’t get the job.

What if we skip the water and poach them in a pot full of butter?

Weed butter isn’t on the list?

My Dad lives in Vegas. The last time I visited, we all went to the slots:
-My aunt won $20,000
-My dad went to the buffet
-I put $5 in a slot machine, and the machine broke.

Pinkham’s law.

Dude, the “no grill lines on grilled food cooked on a grill” assholes should just fucking suck it up and actually order what they want. That being: “Please, is it possible for the chef to pan fry the normally grilled blahblah? My kid won’t eat things with marks of any kind, but he loves your marinade.”

@Oranges w/ Cheese: Right there with you and jupiterthunder. There are about 20 notebooks of various types (mostly Moleskine) on my shelves, all of which have nice clean pages, far too nice to sully by my actually WRITING on them.

@jupiterthunder: Usually? 2-3 pages of "I'm actually going to write a journal this time" and then nothing :D