Bananas are flammable if they are properly prepared - i.e., with enough alcohol.

Let me tell you about my mother…

I did like how on io9 Under The Dome wrecked them so bad the poor person assigned ended up writing the recaps from the POV of The Dome, making it funny and bearable. I didn't watch the show past the first episode or two but I read those recaps.

whispers loudly:

Indeed. He is clearly a replicant.

Gold lamé robes and frog masks.

I sum it up as David Lynch presents mythology. Specifically, evil and good entering the world. As for detail, I just pretty much let it wash over me.

I think it's mostly* a really great episode, but I wasn't shocked by it because David Lynch, and given the level of weird that was in just the first two episodes The Return has shown us a lot of uncut Lynch.

In that he doesn't?

I think the only way that could happen is with a technological breakthrough - I'm thinking of that Futurama episode where Bender gets the empathy chip stuck onto his head because he's being a (particularly) heinous jerk and flushes Nibbler down into the sewer.

Modern day presidential!

Short answer: Because the parents are shitty people.

We all forget we made these comments.

Wes Anderson's Mortal Kombat on the other hand was surprisingly whimsical.

Right? We've seen Chronicle!

Yeah! We'd get a ride from our parents UPHILL BOTH WAYS to the mall and then WALK over to the movie theater with our older siblings' borrowed I.D.s and drop our hard-earned allowance quarters on whatever wasn't Interview With The Vampire but only because we'd already trudged ALL THE WAY AROUND THE THEATER to watch…

DUNGEON KEEPER OR GTA

WISHMASTER OR BDSM

MASTER AND SERVANT OR PERSONAL JESUS

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I'm the Beastmaster
My friend's a black panther
Your thoughts on bestiality?
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