Don’t pretend that when Bye Bye Bye comes on, you don’t do the hand thing. It’s implanted in our generation’s DNA

This story is phenomenal. We have a President accusing the previous President of bugging his office. Which either came from the transcripts of a talk radio show (which is nuts). Or....the discovery that the FBI had actually been doing it which means he’s been a suspect for awhile which means that gun be smoking and…

This tweet from that link is golden:

Um.....the President of the United States just accused his predecessor of a crime, said he was “worse than Nixon” and called him “sick”.

Repost from the last thread: Post by Andy Borowitz (if you don’t follow him on Facebook, please do so immediately):

I said this on another thread, but I’ll repeat it here:

Haha, oddly enough I met Obama at Tinker after going through the Moore tornado. He gave me that reassuring eye contact WITH shoulder pat. It was magic. I nearly passed out. Made up for years of having emotionally unavailable parents too.

😞 don’t write comments on Methotrexate day- should read something like “I can’t wait to read Michelle’s book, and I hope she brings it and tells us how she was able to be so strong and serve as a role model by being the most gracious and beautiful First Lady we have ever had.”

I would pay all my future earnings for them to be the Robin Williams to my Matt Damon.

I had a really hard time with the idea that that wonderful man was forced to sit in a room and have a conversation with that asshole who spent six years accusing him — and his mom! — of being a fraud.

our moment of zen.

Sort of unrelated, but I’ve been listening to the Hamilton cast recording on repeat for the past couple days (it will never die haha!), and I tear up now every time I listen to One Last Time. I know it’s sappy and stupid, but I can’t help but think how much I wanted Obama to just stay in office after Butthead (I’ve…

Please don’t apologize Faye, that was the most interesting thing to happen at the Oscars since some dude ran on stage naked about 40 years ago.

Jordan Horowitz is the real winner of last night’s Oscars.

Jame Gumb 2020: Would you vote for me? I’d vote for me. I’d vote for me so hard.  

Pop quiz!

This is my moment in the ketchup-flavored sun.

Who tells a stranger she has “nice skin?”