The actor is survived by his family and Bill Pullman.

That’s close to what I was thinking. I think they ought to project Trump’s tweets during the dinner. The more bizarre the tweets, the more vicious the insults.

What a cowardly custard.

I was kind of hoping that he would attend and die from a rage-stroke halfway through the opening remarks. Oh well, I guess I’ll just have to wait for Colonel Sanders to finish him off instead...

So refreshing to finally have a government that isn’t made up of delicate little snowflakes like the left is made up of.

Kim Jong Orange, like most despots and tyrants, lacks the ability to laugh at himself.

I’m a California liberal who believes in this absurd idea of universal health insurance, and is willing to pay more than her share so that a child might be able to receive an annual checkup! 💖

Yes. I was trying to figure out how to talk to my dad about LGBT rights and the only compelling thing I could think of was saying hey dad I’m gay. Now what? Is it ok for me to be fired for that reason alone? His position is that it’s his duty to tell people who aren’t being godly that it’s not ok and he and Jesus…

The only moral abortion is my abortion. The only time I do not insult Obamacare is when my insurance is cut. The only time I promote gay rights is when my child comes out to me.

Trump’s gonna show them this One Weird Trick that he guarantees will revitalize our economy*.

Things look really bad now but I promise everyone it’ll all be over soon.

Speaking to the Post, El-Messidi said “This is really a human issue. But out of this horrible election cycle, something beautiful has come out of it and [Muslims and Jews have] bonded together to support each other and stand up to this hate. Politics can get in the way of our basic humanity; I hope this breaks through…

In other good news, Good Governor Terry Mac in VA vetoed a bill to defund Panned Parenthood in the Commonwealth.

Funny, because I wish Donald trump was fighting anti-Semitism.

My parents were both professionals. I grew up in a house on a lake. At his peak, my dad owned six cars. I attended a fancy private high school. So there was that. On the other hand, my father, who was born in the mid 1930s, was a miser who repaired his shoes with duct tape and saved and reused aluminum foil. I knew I…

I was at a party a couple of years after Cobain died, (I would have been about 25 then,) when someone in our little conversational group brought up where he was when he first time he heard “Smells Like Teen Spirit”. We all started telling where we were when we first heard it. Some people adjacent to us at the party…

This phone looks like it would be great for hanging up on someone. Remember that faint ring a phone would make when you hung up really hard? That was great.

Love the spin: “We were just practicing so we could weed out the problems.” Riiiiight.

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