Now *this* is Justin’s genuine happy face. Sorry Paul Ryan, Justin will never love you the way he loves Barack!

Turn it back on him. If you’re a host, that makes the fetus the guest. Guests can be asked to leave at any time.

Years ago a Daily Show correspondent approached a state senator who continually proposed anti-abortion legislation with a draft of an “every sperm is sacred” bill. Watching the guy sputter about bodily autonomy and how obviously no one should be able to legally dictate what a man does with his own body was amazing, if…

Justin Humphrey

is my new punk rock band name

I’m pretty sure if men could experience pregnancy or something similar they would back off the abortion issue. They have NO IDEA what a woman goes through as that little baby grows inside; pushing organs out of the way, stretching ligaments, causing nausea, headaches, weird acne, rashes, changes in breast…

And the pure stupidity in “You could have prevented this and didn’t, now you’re stuck” is appalling. Even when you take out rape, you still have a lot of situations where birth control fails due to no fault of the woman and even if she DOES make a mistake, no woman should be TORTURED for 40 weeks for missing a pill…

Every. Single. Case. of. Unwanted. Pregnancy. Involved. Sperm.

Also, and here’s the thing that always gets me with these kind of “let the man be part of the decision bills” - if they want to have equal say in whether or not a woman should get an abortion shouldn’t they be automatically legally responsible for at least 50% of taking care of that child once it’s born?

As a currently pregnant person, I’d like to tell this man to fuck the fuck off with his host bullshit. I wanted this baby and pregnancy is miserable as FUCK. This isn’t hosting, this is being bled fucking dry by a goddamned alien (if you’re reading this in the future, little dude, just know that I mean every fucking…

And there it is.

So are we a host when we have a penis inside us? Does that penis belong to us while we are hosting it? Can we do with it whatever we want? Just asking.

According to Canadian media present in the oval office, the handshake photo op was tense and dead silent. “not a single word”.

This is so deliciously good.

This. Like, 25 was a prefectly cromulent and serviceable album, but Lemonade was on an entirely different planet of artistry.

I Feel like this gif will not be not applicable anytime soon

Watch as they continue to lay this bigotry at our doorsteps, too. “We’re doing this for you! We’re protecting women!” Fuck. That.

“I want one day without a CNN alert that doesn’t scare the hell out of me.”

This is my personal favorite. From the Sedona Community Cemetery, Sedona, Arizona. And it is real.