What the hell are the Jackson kids doing that their mother had to put up with this for years? They just left her at this dude’s mercy? If Jermaine wasn’t so busy shellacking his head, he might have had time to help his mother.

Poor Katherine. Maybe she can stay with Janet longer :(

He’s young. Just wait

Helllllloooooo, sistah!! I can’t walk by Crack Filler in Home Depot without taking a picture and sending it to all my siblings. We range in age from 55 to 70.

Third rule in Latino families: leave your wife after she donates her organs to you.

Do the old gimmick of having Trump look in the mirror. Baldwin plays Trump; Rosie O’Donnell plays the reflection.

I agree. Unfortunately, here in the rural South, where there’s not too much else to do, ATVing is super common. Our state government (I live in Kentucky) has spent many years just trying to get parents to strap their kids in and have them wear helmets, because accidents where kids are thrown free of the ATV or it…

She started with God Bless America and then went into This Land which was an angry response to Irving Berlin’s, God Bless America.

I would have preferred the lesser known Old Man Trump.

Yup. People have been singing This Land is Your Land at all of the protests. Also Woody Guthrie fucking hated Trump’s father, who was his landlord, and wrote a song about him. Super subtle but awesome.

It was a very political choice. This Land Is Your Land is a Woody Guthrie song with a lot of forgotten verses-

“Born This Way” literally says every word in LGBT. It’s not even a metaphor. If he can’t figure out “no matter gay straight or bi, lesbian transgender life/ I’m on the right track baby/ I was born to survive,” he might actually be too stupid to implement Trump’s autocracy.

Mom jeans are never cute. It doesn’t matter how amazing your body is, you can’t wear them.

Every once in a while, Lorne Michaels uses his powers for good. Don’t think that he isn’t actively looking for ways to get under Trump’s skin a little more each week (and bless him for it).

I bet neither DeVos nor protesting pay nearly as well as being a Bowling Green crisis actor.

During that period in the 90's when he was really getting raked over the coals for being a bad actor, he told an interviewer that he knew he wasn’t very good, but if studios wanted to pay him millions, it seemed stupid to turn them down. Also, he gave a huge percentage of his Matrix salary to the SFX and stunt crew…

saw a tweet that said, ‘Obama never made me lose sleep.’

Every time I take a day off I tune back in the next day and realize shit’s moving WAY too fast to not be aware.

It’s almost like the ‘conservative Christians’ in this country care far more about paying lip service to the values they espouse then actually having a President who lives up to them. Kind of like how they also go on and on about the ‘sanctity of life’ right up until that fetus pops out...