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Except the guy who designed Movie Sonic wasn't hired until after the trailer dropped. And they had made actual merchandise using the original design. Paramount isn't going to spend millions of dollars for fake out toys that were never supposed to come out. 

If FTC and DOJ were remotely serious about doing their jobs, most of the mergers in the news over the last couple decades would have never been permitted. Market consolidation, despite being spun as ‘good’ for consumers, has, in fact, *NEVER* been good for consumers. That’s why anti-trust laws were enacted in the…

Green Lantern TAS was a damn fine , underrated show( it tends to get forgotten about since it was cancelled at the same time as Young Justice.) .

I assume you’ve reached out to Bad Religion for confirmation.

Space Jam: A New Legacy: The Game: The Movie: The Game

Best theory I’ve seen is that she’ll be playing Donna’s daughter who she’s named Rose because she’s started unconsciously remembering what happened to her and this story will revolve in large part around undoing what was done to Donna.

Let me pull your bootlicking ass out of the greys for a tick...

I fire real guns semi-regularly and videogame guns extremely regularly...

There is nothing, NOTHING in a videogame that can prepare you for that level of force and power.

Nothing can prepare you for the first time a round gets jammed, and for half a second you feel like you’re holding a timebomb.

and besides that, I’ve…

No — he’ll regenerate into Wesley Crusher, rename himself “The Traveler”, and take off with both Donna and Kore as Companions!

He knows exactly what he is saying here. This is called, “playing in our faces.”

Sonic Advance 3 is the most impressive of the Advance games in my opinion - it is the closest to an actual modern take on a classic Sonic game.

Weird flex, boomer

At Christopher Plummer's house, the phone rings and rings....... 

I totally agree that a lot of the excellence in the Sonic movies is that...it’s actually a Sonic movie haha. They took a movie premise that had really had nothing to do with the games, and Sonic’d the hell out of it; they didn’t try to put their own spin on it, they just did the things Sonic fans know and love and…

What I really dig about the Sonic movies is they are They Did The Thing: The Movie. It’s not “Here’s a Resident Evil movie with no RE characters, story, or settings from RE” or “Here’s a Final Fantasy movie with nothing FF in it.” It’s a movie with Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, and Dr. Robotnik (I’m not calling him Eggman!)…

They used to have funny writers on this site like a decade ago who would make snarky, almost Onion-esque articles on pop culture news. Now I guess it’s been baked into the house style of this site. So we have random people half-heartedly trying to be clever and cynical while writing for a site on its dying breath.

And booth girls.

If only they’d titled it ‘The Bus That Couldn’t Slow Down 2: The Boat that Stopped Stopping’.

Would’ve made it a pop-cultural touchstone.

I guess I’m lucky to be part of the Sega generation.