This sounds like the sound of thing a virgin would say.

I could say the same thing about cancerous tumors so fuck off.

I think if you’re on your third marriage, you’re probably well-aware of the likelihood that it won’t work out and must really like being married, for whatever reason.

Who the hell wants to get married nowadays. It costs too much and most end up in divorce, in some cases as high as 90%. Then you get stuck with alimony and/or child support limiting your own funds. You’re better off circumventing the problem by staying single for the rest of your life.

The Ben Sasse comments give it a little more context. A “man” works 60 hours a week, doesn’t complain, doesn’t watch porn or play video games, has a wife and several kids, owns a house and - importantly - pays a mortgage, all while making minimum wage. A person who works less than 60 hours per week, complains, watches…

Republicans are really bent out of shape when poor people have fun. Poor people shouldn’t be having fun, poor people should be working. That way they can make money so that they can then give that money to rich people. Then the rich people wont have to work and can spend more time having fun.

Josh Hawley is an insurrectionist, a seditionist, and a fascist clown. If you’re looking for a model of cowardice, look no further than that asshole. If you’re disappointing him, you’re living life the right way.

“He went on to cite, as one example of this growing cohort of emasculated sinners, Jay Wells, an Ohio man who recently dropped out of a $34,000-a-year college and told the Wall Street Journal in September, “I’m sort of waiting for a light to come on so I figure out what to do next.””

man makes rational decision and…

Yup, it’s porn and games that have destroyed men and hollowed out the middle class. It has absolutely nothing to do with the near-obliteration of the social safety net and refusal to make the minimum wage a living wage, and there’s obviously no connection between that and a feeling among many young men that they…

Part of it is that Republicans need the ’christian values’ aesthetic to hold their base, but I think the LARGER part of it is an ongoing bitterness that marriage is no longer the yoke of servitude it used to be. As if saying this old shit long enough or saying it well enough will allow them to walk us back to treating…

Hawley ended his speech with a call to fight the war on men by increasing the number of manufacturing jobs in the U.S. and creating new tax credits for getting married. If successful, a record number of men might put down their dicks and virtual assault rifles to rejoin the patriarchy.

I am so glad to be informed by this traitorous Yale grad son of a rich banker that I, a despicable liberal, farmer, former park ranger, backpacker, and most importantly, homemaker for my wife and care giver to my aging parents, am not a man in his eyes for playing videogames. I was afraid that his definition of…

As someone who spends at least a little time each week playing video games and watching porn, it does my heart good to know that I’m a disappointment to Josh Hawley.

Maybe the 10% of the Senate controlled by these 5 million people should instead be reallocated to hardcore video gamers who spend more than 45 hours a week gaming?

In a recent interview in Cro Magnon Weekly, Borik, the most successful hunter-gatherer that hasn’t died in the last two weeks, criticized fellow cave denizen Murk, stating “Murk paint walls too much. Who hunt food if all time spent painting wall?”.  

I mean, it does have that brief shot of Carrie Anne Moss naked, so it wasn't a COMPLETE loss...

“ the Great War of Congressional Aggression at the Capitol on January 6th.”

While we’re sounding off about Knuckles song covers in the comments, lemme drop my favorite.

plot twist, James Earl Jones is actually voicing Knuckles and Idris Elba is voicing Knuckles’s gloves.

Episode 1: Oath of Vengence! Ryo’s Father Dies!