There is only one answer to that question.

As much as it nauseates me saying this: the closest American version of the voice I can think of is Sarah Silverman's

Unquestionably underrated satire.

This is truly beautiful, and maybe even more fitting.

Gremlins 2 had it down:

My apologies for the shitty Photoshop, but obvious internet pop-cultural mash-up jokes wait for no one.

Benedict Cumberbatchikomas?

Maybe because All You Need Is Kill/Edge of Tomorrow/Live, Die, Repeat made oodles of cash on the international market.

She is busy with Resident Evil Infinity.

I suppose I should be glad that we're getting an A-list female action hero at all (I love you Mila Jovovich, but working with your hack husband has kept you grounded), but ScarJo? At least as a cyborg you can explain how someone 5'5" is kicking anyone's ass.

Benedict Cumberbatch, probably.

At the risk of enraging the Jezebel packs I'll just say thank Tekuza-oh that it wasn't Mila No-Rack Jovovitch...

I actually think the most important castings will be in who they get to voice the Tachikomas. I think that will make or break the movie.

"Kermit... your sister, she is."

Mythbusters

You really have nothing left, do you?

The answer to those 2 hypothetical questions is so obvious, I would think even a grade-schooler would know.

I will never forget seeing Yoda's entrance in Empire back in 1980 and hearing a little girl shout, "Mommy, where's Grover?"

If I recall, there was significant backlash from the commentariat about using a pretty big platform (io9 is a fairly widely-read SFF blog) to punch down on fanfiction hobbyists. All told, I think it was the right move.

We're gonna need a bigger crib.

Probably because these are being made episode to episode, not in bulk. Take note how the Mars episode had a ton of flaw, but then the animation improved dramatically over the next two? Animes often have been and continue to be made one or two episodes at a time, since ratings can be so fickle and a project can be…

omg, you are SO right about the female titan picking up the storyline. I watched maybe 1, 2 episodes before that, dropped it, then my fiance came in yelling "OMG WATCH THIS" and we started the female story arc. Gotta love good anime