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This is a goddamn outrage. This has NO BUSINESS on my Deadspin page. WHAT IS HE THINKING? Dale, what am I supposed to tell my kids? How am I going to explain this to them? They look at athletes and, yes, umpires, as ROLE MODELS and now you go about taunting this in my face. Dale, it's "Mike and me." It didn't seem…

or the lack of Christians chiming in?

He was a horse for Minnesota this season!

He had fake blood on his sock and they built a narrative around it. Lifetime get outta jail free card with ESPN.

This is pretty clearly a conflict between a member of the journalistic side of ESPN versus a member of the stupid fucking idiot side of ESPN and we know which side the higher ups always come down on.

I think we have evidence of that already. It was done from about 800BC through 400AD and gave us what we call the Bible.

Ya because the bible is so much more credible than Wikipedia

Keith Law has the science on his side, but you have to give a man of faith like Schilling credit—

Somewhat serious question; who's the last approaching death, household name that went from revered to reviled this quick?

At least McCarthy isn't there, so nobody is asking questions like "does being raped by Bill Cosby cause autism?"

Keith Law has joined the fun.

So let me get this straight. These people don't believe in evolution because it doesn't work like it does on the Pokemon cartoon?

I did once see a workhorse evolved into a jackass.

I disagree.

Look what you started, John Oliver.

sticking to female characters since these are mainly being compared here