Sven finally discovered how to keep the Jews away

But we were never gonna survive unless Seal went a little crazy.

Wait... so Maleficent wasn't her playing Michelle Bachmann?

But the music wasn't playing. This hedgehog clearly had a few minutes before he'd need to get an air bubble.

Yes, there is definitely evidence that hedgehogs and water don't mix...

2016 Election Cancelled On Account of REIGN OF ANTICHRIST

Ronald Reagan? The actor?!

I have only one thing to say in anticipation:

Because ESPN's Facebook comments section is an unmoderated hellhole that makes YouTube's comments section feel like it is inhabited by solely Nobel Prize winners.

I agree that there's a bit of a double standard when it comes to Pettitte vs Rodriguez and Bonds, but I don't think race has anything to do with it. Clemens is white and he got the same treatment as Bonds and Rodriguez. Ortiz is Dominican and he got treated like Pettitte. I think there are a few factors that explain…

Wow, Joe Buck is awful.

Yeah, but does Stephen Colbert reprise his role as Phil Ken Sebben?

Despite the bumpy and infrequent resume over the last 10-15 years (although thankfully, he's popping up everywhere again), Keaton is still one of those actors I'd follow with every movie. Can't wait to see it.

I know that story, and I've never really bought it. Bill Murray isn't an idiot.

...and SG-1/Atlantis. I'm slipping.

Remember when Syfy had MST3K, Taken, Battlestar Galactica, and was actually spelled correctly and showed actual sci-fi movies and shows?

Yeah, I was in seventh grade when I read my first sexually explicit fanfic. It took reading the sequel for me to figure out it was something explicit. I am really that bad.

The Christian pseudo-sex-ed book that my parents gave me had a pretty strong anti-masturbation message in the first few chapters (the only chapters I read). However, I was too naive to realize that masturbation was a thing before I read the book. You can figure out how the rest of the story goes.