Let’s not forget that “adoption” here means “repealing the Magnitsky Act so that Putin will agree to resume Russian adoptions for American parents.” It is never innocent when Putin mentions adoptions.

And he’s so fucking ignorant that he doesn’t realize that when you’re talking about Russian adoption, you’re essentially discussing sanctions. They’re two sides of the same coin.

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I would say you have 20 times two, so you had 40, and then you probably had another 10 or 15 people.

HOW IS MINDY KALING BABBY FORMED? HOW MINDY KALING GET PRAEGANT???

Damn, we need new episodes of The Good Place sooner than late September!

I’ll admit that sometimes I question if there really was collusion...only because the coverup is so pathetic.

“Run along little Dmitri! Run ahead and zig zag a little, it’ll make it more fun.” What I picture Trumpturd Jr. telling a Russian orphan as he frees him on an island and hunts him for fun.

“Bullshit”

Handsome Monica is what they called my high school prom date.

And in someways, it’s this microaggressive shit that’s worse. Like, if a dude were to slap my ass or straight up proposition me, everyone* would immediately understand that as terrible and be outraged. There’s some comfort in knowing the people in the room are all with me on that. On the other hand, when you just get…

I have to say, I’m glad this is getting called out because honestly this shit is so low-level I can’t even believe anyone is noticing.

How is it possible for a born rich, 71 year old cis het American white man to have ZERO social graces???

This is what happens to a country that has been savaging its own infrastructure for nearly 40 years—ever since the miracle of Reaganomics was birthed—in order to justify tax cuts for corporations and the super-rich.

Okay, but people pay $300K for memberships to his golf course. If I invite you over to my house for Christmas and take a dump on the rug, sure it’s technically still my call, but I’m also a huge dick for doing so.

Things are broken, Karen, because you give purposefully “broad” answers to questions so that you’re not required to pick a side or have an opinion, and then get pissy when someone tries to make you give an actual answer.

Aw yissssssssss. That’s the good stuff!

Okay, but just so you know even if you have a thick skin, people will still rush to get really, really offended on your behalf. Are you SURE you don’t want to cash in your outrage points before they expire?

Obviously they won’t go. No one in the NBA supports a travel ban.

I mean, this seems like common goddamn sense. What did she think was gonna happen? Is everyone a fucking idiot now? Am I an idiot? Are we all idiots? Is this life?