There is! Here’s the whole (wonderfully effective) video it comes from:

Contrast this with the inevitable make-out session Macron and Trudeau will be having shortly.

All of that checks out. I must note for the record that your avatar should be a character from The Simpson’s or some anime I can’t identify but that is a minor note. Also try to work in a non-sequitur about how nice a guy you are and something about reverse sexism if challenged on your comment.  

Since this is the comment section of an article on the Internet, I assume I’m in the right place if I’m an average-at-best-looking dude and I’d like to remark on her weight and/or appearance?

I have a modest proposal on all minimum wage discussions in the news media. They should include a parenthetical about how the hourly wage would translate to annual salary. So $15 a hour($31,200 a year).

I have no doubt that the opioid crisis is real and terrifying, but is this “fixing the opioid crisis” the new “sent to the cornfield”? Is this the new political wilderness? Granted, Jared’s been tasked with it as well when he’s not “fixing the Middle East” or selling diamonds in a mall, but still...

Ditto.

Oh, definitely. The Putting Out Fire With Gasoline Group, a Publizity subsidiary.

Wow

Capitalism really does a number on some people.

LOOK I GET THAT HOCKEY PLAYERS CAN PLAY THROUGH ANYTHING AND NBA PLAYERS IN COMPARISON ARE GIANT PUSSIES, BUT SOMEONE ACTUALLY PLAYED WITH BEACHBALL HEAD?! AT SOME POINT THE LEAGUE NEEDS TO START THINKING ABOUT PLAYER SAFETY! SMDH!

What is this internalised misogyny of which you speak? Is it widespread?

Not gonna lie, I was staring into rose petals of the dress like it was fucking 3D picture art. “Ok, I’m trying too hard. Jussssst relax my eyes and try to look at the picture as a whole and not just focussing on the petals. God damnit, what the fuck?! .....”

I don’t think I like these apples at all.

took me an embarrassingly long time

Even Hitler never posted meme videos.

I predict the event will just be Hope Hicks throwing raw eggs at passing children while Stephen Miller shrieks “ENJOY YOUR LAST BIG GOVERNMENT HANDOUT, DICKBAGS!”