Did anyone else read The Engagements? I know it's a work of fiction, but it also details the life of the individual who coined the term "a diamond is forever." I thought it was really interesting to see how over the years diamond sellers have evolved to market previously undesirable commodities to the masses,…

Fuck off, dumbass.

Good recap of the Stallworth Twitter feed here: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/02/10/don…

I was with Bob Costas in Ireland on a tour of the Jameson's distillery. A baby fell into a huge vat of whiskey. Costas stuck his head in, drank most of the booze, and saved the child. Later that night he fucked two fat chicks.

Joe Posnanski had a good column this morning calling out the coded bullshit in those anonymous quotes.

I call bullshit. The only locker room baggage that Herm Edwards can expertly comment about is how to best pack it into a single cardboard box and remove it after being fired.

I mean, I don't wanna call bullshit on that woman, but my five year old rocks her tiara in public, as well, and she is quite often accommodated at Denny's.

"finesse of the afternoon"
"chaotic litter"
"scarred"

Yea, but he's going to take them anyway.

He makes the same face after dad tells him not to play pogs at the dinner table.

Ya know? I was going to get all snarky and snobby about the terribleness of Olive Garden and say something about how I'd rather just stay home, etc. etc. But if this provides parents who don't usually get any time alone with an affordable date night (especially since they otherwise might not have it) then that's nice!…

I did enjoy Jessica Lange's "KNOTTY PINE" shriek because it was everything, and yeah, this was supposed to be hell, but it really was just the "women be bitches for slappin" cherry on top of this season. I truly was expecting a Sarlaac Pit that sang "I Am Ryan Murphy's Mom" over and over to open up in the yard.

Supreme means it comes with sour cream.

"Oh, yeah, and this spell is performed by her SPITTING in Danny Huston's mouth. This is literally the grossest thing that's ever happened on this show."

Did anyone else instantly think of Barbara Kingsolver's novel Flight Behavior when they read the headline/article?

There are not enough blue stars in this cruel world to capture how much I love this comment.

I knew this was coming the second I laid eyes on the bracket. Damnit, Jolie. I had actual guilt — actual Catholic guilt — over the onion dip v. pub cheese battle. I know the onion dip is gonna win but that's not the point. I also know they are both - objectively - hideous foodstuffs with no redeeming qualities…

Ever dip your pizza in ranch? That's the shit braw!

Um... this is pretty much exactly what my body looks like. I'm kinda weirded out right now.