Regrettably, that was the work of a talented friend... You'll notice the crust is a little light on the left side because of artistic necessity. But check out the Iron Throne I made for a GoT premiere party last week!

Filling. My recipe calls for a pretty good amount of butter. I usually leave the crust to the fine food scientists at Pillsbury.

In the same vein, I once made chicken pot pie for a pun-loving stoner’s birthday, and the slight herb flavor was a delicious addition. Less easy, but similarly dangerous.

Is this a real photo? It's so symmetrical, like someone made it with police sketch software. It's giving me uncanny valley heebie jeebies.

I really hope this is true. While we were watching SNL 40, my boyfriend was so surprised that she had actual talent. That's quite a testament to the effectiveness of her "sex-having party alien" schtick, but I hope she's entering a new phase where she gives her pipes the spotlight.

Exactly! I have no problem with a Chipotle burrito taking up the majority of my calories for the day... because it usually takes me the majority of the day to eat it. Funny how that works out.

Their nutrition calculator is really fun to play with... and gave me my favorite Chipotle fun fact: somehow in this bonkers world we live in, 2 oz of the vinaigrette that comes with the salad is 270 calories, versus 2 oz. of sour cream for 115. I'll take that delicious fermented dairy sauce, thank you very much.

This was exactly my thought. What's the point of fines when the cost just gets passed along to the students and the university gets to maintain a sparkling reputation?

I keep peek-a-boo scrolling to that last one and giving myself the same brand of surprised and delighted giggles that actual peek-a-boo would give a baby.

As a person who was born in Grand Forks but left and never looked back at the ripe age of 3 1/2, these updates delight me to no end. Hometown represent.

A more stylish (if less discreet) alternative to the lock pick credit card. My friend has a pair and they're really quite pretty.

I genuinely hope this line was a tiny personal revolt from a VS writer... because I just can't imagine anyone with half a brain thinking that "every body" was an appropriate description for that homogenous display of legs and abs.

I guess I'm only one who isn't that bothered by this. They're reaching out to people who need a little more lead time to make their holiday expenses feasible. I thought it was kind of a fun way to approach a not-so-fun reality for a lot of people.

On the bright side, at least now we'll know who Patient Zero is.

Ugh this takes me back. I was 18 when I first started waiting tables at a sports bar, and we had one especially charming regular (read: drunk) who was very clear about the fact that his tip depended wholly on how much we were willing to stroke his ego and put up with his bullshit.

It's very convenient, the way some Republicans talk about "the media" as if it's an evil force that should be ignored and feared. Getting people to disregard the press creates a nice little workaround for that pesky First Amendment.

This is the best thing. Mesmerizing. Also, they can both get it.

This makes me so happy. I told my boyfriend about inside out PJs and the spoon under the pillow and he thought I was an insane person. Glad to know the superstitions of my youth are still alive and well.

Completely agree. My first thought was that I'd hope they'd smooth out a few bags and bumps if I was going to be splashed across the pages of Vogue.