THIS. There are so many parts of this that get ignored.

"You are a good boy," is the simplest, sweetest sentence I've ever read.

It absolutely was.

This is cool. You are cool.

It is easily the best and most versatile of ALL the emojis.

When I met my boyfriend, my first thought was, Oh, bummer. It would never work out because he's short. (I've got about a half inch on him.) Then after talking to him for five minutes I realized how stupid I was being. I hated how even after I realized how much I liked him, I still felt the need to give my friends a…

"Our daughter's daughters will adore us, as they sing in grateful chorus, Well done, sister suffragette," always makes me feel kind of emotional. Well done, sister suffragettes.

It took six months and embarrassing amount of money spent at a crossfit gym for me to struggle my way up into a single pull-up. And I've been bragging about it to everyone who will listen.

WOW. NOT COOL.

I imagine they thought this would be a cute, timely follow up after their "Zombie Apocalypse Survival Guide" went viral (pun intended) a few months ago. Definitely not the brightest idea, but hey at least they're trying to make germs fun again.