You were in the grays, but somehow I knew this would be the first comment. Nicely done. 

They really should pick a different name for this...

So we can respond in minutes to a janky submarine and do nothing for a community of thousands because the collective net worth of that submarine was more than that of a town.

Thank you for the explanation. Also, seems like a good reporter writing this story would have explained that in the article.

I’ve seen enough TV to know that heading for the state line is the right play. Local cops can’t follow you, it’s out of their jurisdiction.

Yeah, that was my take: Arkane? Making an always-online multi-looter-shooter-live-service-thingummy? The hell? Who put them up to this?

You know, considering how awful and intrusive Kotaku’s ads are on mobile, I think it’s kind of hilarious to see you calling out what is fairly benign (albeit also still pretty crappy) compared to your own site’s ads, which are massive and page engulfing.

And it did all this without Henry Cavill.

...I want a new Condemned game.

HMMMMMM

 P.S. This new scrolling site SUCKS DONKEY BALLS.

Fable made divorce more evil than murder.

I have. Unless you get a boner for fast cars, they are pretty meh.

Great comment, thanks for contributing. 

Look at how well this wallet holds cigarettes and cushions Bubba’s thrusts.

If your accident was being investigated by a Federal agency and you destroyed the evidence, then yes, you’d be in trouble. Car crashes and plane crashes are completely different things.

People have also been thrown in prison for simple possession because they simply had possession.

Don’t “blame yourself” in a fake auto da fe. Instead, give developers time to create their game, employ QA teams (and pay them humane wages) and generally keep suits far away from your dev teams. How about that?

The morning after Cinco De Mayo 2009 was the closest I’ve been to God

words...fail me...