If she drove 10 miles and the only damage was a single mailbox, that’s pretty damn good.  I think we should instead encourage this young go-getter.

The Daily Show also had an entertaining piece about this whole little ecosystem:

Huh, did not know any of that. Was just a windshield sticker as far as I knew. 

How about getting a young FBI agent with blonde hair and a nice smile to go undercover to infiltrate the local scene of outlaw drivers? Maybe he gets a job at a parts store that sells NOS cylinders and intakes?

A parachute not opening... that’s a way to die. Getting caught in the gears of a combine... having your nuts bit off by a Laplander, that’s the way I wanna go.

sales are down yet the stock price soared.

but...corporations ARE people! according to the supreme court...

They allowed the suspected criminals to be “a party” to the investigation. Fucking hell, in no other type of criminal investigation do the perps get that privilege.

He’s the kinda guy who’s too stupid to pour piss out of a boot with instructions printed on the heel.

Or people could actually take the extra 2 seconds and stop.

More roundabouts. We need more roundabouts.

We really should be putting up yield signs where 75% of stop signs are at

Just a few days ago, up in Albany, some moron driving an ATV on a pedestrian path hit a student, and now she’s in the hospital in a coma with a TBI. Alexa Kropf, University at Albany student from Floral Park, in medically induced coma after hit-and-run - Newsday

I’m normally on the ACAB side, but I’m really struggling to be displeased with what the cop did here.

You’re right. That’s been fixed. Hopefully, the new lead photo is up to your standards.

Dogs have special scent glands on their anus. They are called Anal glands and they add extra sauce to their turds to communicate to each other. They sometimes will clog. When you express them, it reeks of dead fish.  If all is working well, these glands give dog turds a extra quality that will reek up a room.

Why don’t we pull a Scarlet Pimpernel and replace Thomas with Tracy Morgan?